MEGAN BOYLE

Was born in 1985. She has been published online and in print.
Her second book, 'liveblog,' is forthcoming from tyrant books.

here's everything in my purse (i was pretty specific, can edit down if you want).

RECEIPTS:

amtrak train, 6/23/14: '1 liquor,' $7
food bazaar, 6/27/14: mint, bamboo shoots, two carrots, scallion, four limes, ginger, cilantro, two hass avocados, seven oranges, bean sprouts, rice stick noodles, two cucumbers, red cabbage, eggplant, organic baby spinach, chicken breast, kevita mojito and coconut probiotic drinks, $44.24
frankie's 457 sputino, 6/28/14: one antipasto plate, one 'purple rain' pitcher, two eggplant parmeseans, one creme brulee, $89.27
walgreens, 7/17/14: two five-packs fin 'rich tobacco' ecigarette cartridge refills, juvenile diabetes research charity donation, two-pack dove 'gofresh revive' deodorant, $41.78
walgreens, 7/21/14: two fin ecigarette starter kits, $31.78 (mistake, returned)
walgreens, 7/25/14: two five-packs fin 'rich tobacco' ecigarette
cartridge refills, $31.78

TAMPONS:

tampax 'regular,' cardboard applicator
walgreen's-brand 'regular,' plastic applicator
tampax 'super,' plastic applicator

OTHER PAPER PRODUCTS:

8"x10" xerox-copy of health insurance card
health insurance card
card that says 'INTENTIONALLY BLANK' that came with health insurance card
passport
'wittgenstein's mistress' by david markson
'from the desk of [psychiatrist]' memo: 'cut zoloft in 1/2, keep klonopin same, july 8th 3PM'
'from the desk of [psychiatrist]' memo: '1. adderall 5mg 2x/day AM & PM, no caffeine, 2. cut risperdal 1/2 -> .125mg, 3. D/C zoloft, 4. D klonopin to as needed'
fin electronic cigarette cartomizer manual
starbuck's straw wrapper
trident gum wrapper
three neon green gum wrappers (two contain gum)
blue moleskine notebook (full)
brown napkin (used)

BEAUTY PRODUCTS:

small sephora hair brush
john masters organics 'lip calm' lip balm
neutrogena 'healthy blush' tinted lip balm
blue gluestick-shaped lip balm (label missing, purchased in 2007)
maybelline 'great lash' clear mascara
.5 fl oz l'oreal 'total repair extreme split ends fixer' leave-in hair treatment
.75oz redken '06 rewind pliable styling paste'
.34 fl oz 'marc jacobs' by marc jacobs roll-on perfume
nude-framed forever 21 sunglasses
brown eyeglasses case
pink stud earring
white stone ring
green libra charm necklace

CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS:

.35oz baggie nagaraya garlic cracker nuts
.35oz baggie nagaraya adobo cracker nuts
popcorn kernel
seven pieces neon green gum, watermelon flavored
piece trident gum, peppermint flavored
3oz can fancy feast 'elegant medleys: tuna florentine with garden greens in a delicate sauce' gourmet cat food
small amount of marijuana wrapped in kleenex
fin ecigarette
six used fin ecigarette cartridges, tobacco-flavored
two used fin ecigarette cartridges, menthol-flavored

MISCELLANEOUS:

iphone 4
'molly's irish cream' keychain with two keys (building door, black tape; apartment door, no tape)
orange prescription bottle (contains 6mg klonopin)
orange prescription bottle (contains 250mg adderall)
black and brown wallet (contains checkbook, two $5 bills, one $1 bill, two silver 50-cent pieces, four quarters, four nickels, three pennies, two depaul university student photo-ID cards, expired temporary PA driver's license, 'the columbia bank' visa debit card, invalid 'bank of america' visa debit photo-ID card, expired AAA member card, 'cafeteria le mejor' frequent buyer card [stamped once], two movie ticket stubs ['night moves,' 'edge of tomorrow'], four MTA metrocards, five 'TOTO washlet' bidet information cards that are about the same size as other cards)
two bic '537R' pens, black ink
uniball 'vision elite' pen, blue ink
sharpie 'accent' highlighter, neon pink ink
unlabeled highlighter, neon orange ink
four small plastic baggies (contain adventurine, citrine, quartz crystal, red tiger's eye rocks; cards with information about the rocks)
'kong' cat-carrier plastic fastener object
17 soft rubber capsules that aid in ecigarette cartridge packaging
~1" metal nail
narrow black stick in two pieces
small black piece of purse lining
small square of aluminum foil
fragment of dried glitter nail polish
hard-to-identify debris